Saturday, March 31, 2012

What the fuNk?!

Dear School,
I have been going to school for what seems like forever. And I am super grateful for the opportunity I have to do so. However, sometimes you get to be too much. Your teachers seem to think that silly busy work will help me become a better teacher myself. Well, I don't believe in this. Maybe one day I will appreciate what they are doing. But as of right now, not a fan. 
Sincerely, A not so excited student

Dear Apartment,
It would be like really cool if you could clean yourself this time. I'm not asking for much, the dishes just need to be done, the floor vacuumed, my clothes put away and the bathroom cleaned. Its not that big of a deal, so just do this nice thing this one time. Thank you.
Sincerely, Too lazy to pick up a broom

Dear Money,
I find you to be the most worldly and stupid thing that unfortunately makes the world go round. Whatever happened to LOVE making the world go round?! You know, the times when you would go to the store for some potatoes and the guy selling them would say, "I'll give you a sack of potatoes for a smile and a promise that you will do a service to someone today". I never lived in those times, I'm not sure those times ever existed, but we should jump on that. OR if that is asking too much, I would like to somehow be part of winning the Mega Million lottery without actually buying a ticket...
Sincerely, I hate money but still want some

Dear Lee Simpson,
I think you are one of my favorite people in the world. You make me laugh. ALL.THE.TIME. I am super glad we got to hang out this week. I enjoyed listening to Zac Brown Band, going to Red Robbin for lunch(yumm), going to Bahama Bucks and in general just talking with you.
Sincerely, Your biggest fan

Dear Current Song Obsessions,
I really appreciate the fact that you always put me in a better mood when I listen to you. Something about hearing you on the radio always brightens my day and even though in about a week I will be over you due to my playing you non-stop, I will always be grateful.
Sincerely, I cant believe one of the songs is by Nicki Minaj

Dear Sadie,
I love you. You really drive me crazy sometimes and have brought out some very bipolar behaviors in me, but never-the-less I think you are so freakin adorable and I love that little face of yours, especially when its sleeping on my chest cuddling. I also really haven't thanked you enough for FINALLY getting the hang of the whole potty training thing. Its great!
Sincerely, My heart belongs to you

Dear Camp,
You are really coming up fast. I am so insanely excited for you but am getting nervous for my new position. Please let training week not kill me...OR give me stress/freak outs.
Sincerely, I take fire drill day too seriously

Dear Me,
Try focusing on school, and figuring out who you are. Also, boys just aren't worth the work right now, stop worrying. And also, try not caring so much about what people think. Ultimately the only opinion that matters is God's and I think he basically loves you a lot. 
Sincerely, The smarter you

Dear You,
Sorry if this wasn't enjoyable for you. But if you made it all the way to this point, its your fault for continuing to read. 
Sincerely, A not so good blogger    

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